My children are Billie (girl, nearly six) and Ben (boy, just turned seven). This morning my husband caught them in some serious conversation. The following was said:
Ben: "Bananas don't go off, they can always become smoothy."
Billie: "That's right, but you should not buy things when other things aren't eaten yet."
Ben: "The mozzarella has gone off, it has turned into water and they (meaning us hapless parents) have three of them."
Billie: "The flies lay eggs in the ham because the fridge lets them in."
Ben: "That is why the mozzarella is off."
Billie: "We don't have money for a new fridge."
Ben: "That is true, they are more than £10."
Billie: "Yes, they cost over a Zillion pounds. You just should not buy more than you eat. The pate is now in a container so it doesn't go off."
Ben: "That's right, because it's got Brussels sprouts in it."
Billie: "Oh ..." - giving some deep thought to how Brussels sprouts (which she doesn't really like) get mixed into Brussels pate (which is her absolute favourite).
Snow Day!
12 years ago